2012 NYC NEWGROUNDS MEETUP

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1287765/1

I am not offering my place to stay to any more individuals... if you live in NYC or jersey you should not plan on staying here.. I am offering this place for people to stay from out of the tri state area that cannot afford accommodations at a hotel... i have had a few people ask to stay that are from out of state and realized i cant help them because my place is full.... So im very sorry but if you can easily go home without a plain ticket or a 3 hour + train ride then i simply cant let you stay here the entire weekend..... maybe on just friday or saturday night but i am seeing it as people just want to chill here and it isn't fair to those that want to come to the meet but cant afford a hotel room.

If there are any issues with this please PM me

If you plan on staying here i have to warn you of a few things.

1. You need to bring a pillow and a blanket so you can sleep comfortably on my floor because all 4 sleeping places are taken already.

2. If you are allergic to cats or dogs DON'T COME HERE. i have 2 cats and 2 small dogs.

3. Lots of people are staying here so we all have to share ONE bathroom.

4. you will be asked (forced) to sign a binding contract that states that you agree to give me your first born. (dead or alive)

5. People will be staying here from May 3rd to May 10th if you need to stay longer or come sooner get in contact with me so ill see if i can board you up during that time ... (i do have a job yknow :3)

6. If you are under 21 NO - i will not sneak you into a bar.

7. If you have any question either PM me or PM me asking me for my phone number and well chat.

8. If you act like a dick in my apartment you WILL be duct taped and left in a closet.

9. If you are staying here LET ME KNOW. I want to accommodate everyone. So if you give me a "maybe" i will consider it a "NO" until i get a positive "YES" from you.

10. If you are an extremely sheltered child and your parents want to speak to me over the phone i have no problem talking to your parents to assure them that their child is in good hands.

11. If you are under 18 i dont recommend you stay here since we will be doing adult things. A few good examples would be; Group Orgies, drinking games, obtaining and killing hookers, chopping up dead bodies for disposal, trying not to panic, cooking Italian food, recovering hidden cameras from my shower, BBQing, jamming adrenaline needles past an unfortunate persons breast plate, trying not to panic and walking my dogs.

If anyone has any ideas or suggestions hit me up.

HEAD COUNT!!!!

MercatorMap
Joekuli
CHAROGET
Ryan

2012 NYC NEWGROUNDS MEETUP

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AsthmaticHamster 2012-01-24 00:24:05

I have read and approve of said terms, but you will surely wait a long while for my first born...

SymbolCymbal 2012-01-24 00:24:05

i am FULL of patience :D

DannyJay 2012-01-24 00:59:09

I'm 16 but would like to crash at your place anyways (unless Rule 11 just means "NO")

I'd like to go to the meet both days, but with both parents and myself unemployed it's a lot to make a $32 total weekend commute to the city and back. Plus, it sounds like the fun of the meet continues at your place. Every other rule I'll agree to.

SymbolCymbal 2012-01-24 00:59:09

You can crash for the days of the newgrounds meet

ZJ 2012-01-24 01:04:19

I'M IN.

SymbolCymbal 2012-01-24 01:04:19

thats what ill be saying to your sweet ass when your sleeping

joekuli 2012-01-24 01:13:21

You forgot the rape part...but I'm sure that should be known without being told.

SymbolCymbal 2012-01-24 01:13:21

yeah dude im sure i dont have to remind everyone of that

Ryan 2012-01-24 11:51:16

Fucking Travis.

Also I agree with all above rules. Where is the blood contract for me to sign?

DannyJay 2012-01-24 11:57:47

god damn Travis

SpaceTheory 2012-01-24 20:53:30

Sounds like a ballin' time. Definitely up for some lasertag or bowling.

Also, do you smoke in your house? I use to have asthma and sometimes in a smoke filled room, I feel a little closed up lol.

SymbolCymbal 2012-01-24 20:53:30

yes i smoke in my house

Sequenced 2012-01-24 20:54:10

Hooray, for not logging out of my alt!

SymbolCymbal 2012-01-24 20:54:10

also other smokres will be there as well

Jay 2012-02-08 15:25:24

Arrgh, I'd love to come Dave, but it's not a realistic goal at the moment. I really need to save up and the money I do have is being used to help my mom to pay off her car.

Maybe next year...

SymbolCymbal 2012-02-08 15:25:24 (Updated 2012-02-08 22:30:12)

you're always welcome whenever dude... and tell your mom to get a bike instead :P

Luis 2012-02-26 20:38:28

poker at your place might be fun for like fri afternoon or something. I can provide, the poker chips, refreshments, whatever. We can then meet the rest of the goons for the official evening event.

Would also be good to just get a bunch of food and just goto central park and 'hang out'. I want to not do everything around bars at these things, i think that misses the point. I think at the end of the day people just want to hang out. No harm in having one day be a bar crawl. But a multiday affair is probably not worthwhile.

SymbolCymbal 2012-02-26 20:38:28

i likde this idea Picnic in the park sounds awesome... Â±FÂ±RIZZZZZBÂ±EEEEEEEEEEEE

Quarl 2012-05-05 20:12:26

2 small dogs? If the one I saw was named Shinobi, what the hell was the other one named? "Fucking Invisibe?"