So im offering my apartment in Brooklyn up for individuals that need a place to crash and are low on funds.....
Been talking to peeps and there is a ton of stuff we can do after the newgrounds meet if you plan on staying longer.
Bowling, laser tag, site seeing, BBQ in my yard, video games, teach shinobi (my dog) how to wear a monocle etc. It is going to be a lot of fun.

If you plan on staying here i have to warn you of a few things.

1. You need to bring a pillow and a blanket so you can sleep comfortably on my floor because all 4 sleeping places are taken already.

2. If you are allergic to cats or dogs DON'T COME HERE. i have 2 cats and 2 small dogs.

3. Lots of people are staying here so we all have to share ONE bathroom.

4. you will be asked (forced) to sign a binding contract that states that you agree to give me your first born. (dead or alive)

5. People will be staying here from May 3rd to May 10th if you need to stay longer or come sooner get in contact with me so ill see if i can board you up during that time ... (i do have a job yknow :3)

6. If you are under 21 NO - i will not sneak you into a bar.

7. If you have any question either PM me or PM me asking me for my phone number and well chat.

8. If you act like a dick in my apartment you WILL be duct taped and left in a closet.

9. If you are staying here LET ME KNOW. I want to accommodate everyone. So if you give me a "maybe" i will consider it a "NO" until i get a positive "YES" from you.

10. If you are an extremely sheltered child and your parents want to speak to me over the phone i have no problem talking to your parents to assure them that their child is in good hands.

11. If you are under 18 i dont recommend you stay here since we will be doing adult things. A few good examples would be; Group Orgies, drinking games, obtaining and killing hookers, chopping up dead bodies for disposal, trying not to panic, cooking Italian food, recovering hidden cameras from my shower, BBQing, jamming adrenaline needles past an unfortunate persons breast plate, trying not to panic and walking my dogs.

If anyone has any ideas or suggestions hit me up.
: PS- this is the guy you will be staying with 8D
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